Since 2020 · 16 locations · 8 jurisdictions · AS204287
Offshore VPS, bare metal and GPU compute in eight jurisdictions chosen for their legal properties, plus eight mainstream sites chosen for latency. No identity layer, crypto-only settlement, and a legal dossier for every location that cites the actual statute.
No account. No email. A token and a payment.
$ incognito deploy --plan hv-4 --region switzerland
→ invoice created · awaiting payment xmr
→ payment confirmed · 10/10 confirmations
→ provisioning · 55s
root@hv-4:~#
Real plan data · 341 purchasable configurations
What Incognito VPS is
Incognito VPS is an offshore hosting provider operating since 2020 across 16 locations, 8 of them privacy jurisdictions chosen for their legal properties and the rest chosen for latency. It sells Linux VPS, dedicated servers, GPU compute, Windows RDP and storage servers with no identity requirement, settles payment in 8 cryptocurrencies including Monero, and deploys in 55 seconds. Prices start at $4.00 per month.
The same sixteen locations, the same no-identity checkout, the same crypto settlement. Pick the shape that fits the workload.
KVM virtual machines on EPYC 9354P with NVMe Gen4 storage, full root, and a routed IPv6 /64. Eight jurisdictions, no identity required, live in 55 seconds.
From $4.00 /mo
Single-tenant bare metal from a 4-core Xeon to dual EPYC 9654 with 768 GB of ECC. IPMI, custom ISO boot and LUKS2 at provision, in eight jurisdictions.
From $46.00 /mo
RTX 4090, RTX 5090, A100 and H100 SXM5 with CUDA 13 and PyTorch preinstalled. SSH and JupyterLab in 60 seconds, unmetered transfer, paid in crypto.
From $121.50 /mo
Windows Server 2025, 2022 or Windows 11 Pro with full administrator rights on desktop-class Ryzen and Core i9 hosts. Licence included, deployed in 60 seconds.
From $9.50 /mo
Four to thirty-two terabytes of RAID-10 enterprise disk with unmetered transfer and NVMe read cache. Built for Borg, restic, rclone and long-term archives.
From $16.00 /mo
Each location page publishes the statutes and court decisions behind its claims, plus a section on what that jurisdiction does not give you.
Free-speech haven
VPS
$5.5
Dedicated
$60.5
Premium neutrality
VPS
$6
Dedicated
$66.5
Best peering on earth
VPS
$4.5
Dedicated
$53.5
Anti-retention precedent
VPS
$4
Dedicated
$49
Low-cost EU edge
VPS
$4
Dedicated
$46
Outside the EU perimeter
VPS
$4
Dedicated
$47
No MLAT with the West
VPS
$5
Dedicated
$57
Beyond Western reach
VPS
$4
Dedicated
$47
Western Europe, lowest latency
VPS
$4.5
Dedicated
$51.5
London transit hub
VPS
$4.5
Dedicated
$54.5
DE-CIX, best peering in Europe
VPS
$4.5
Dedicated
$49.5
North American reach
VPS
$4.5
Dedicated
$53
North America, softer copyright
VPS
$4.5
Dedicated
$52.5
Asia-Pacific gateway
VPS
$5.5
Dedicated
$61.5
East Asia, constitutional secrecy
VPS
$5.5
Dedicated
$63.5
Oceania coverage
VPS
$5.5
Dedicated
$65
Every hosting company claims privacy. The difference is whether the claim is checkable. Four things on this site you can verify without trusting us.
Every location page cites the actual statute or court decision behind each claim, with its year. Romania says “Constitutional Court Decision 440/2014”, not “privacy-friendly”. You can look it up; that is the point.
Read a dossierAmsterdam says it participates in Nine Eyes. Russia says SORM interception is mandatory. Panama says it has a US MLAT. A page that only lists advantages is not information, it is copy.
See the hardest oneEach of our 37 comparison pages names something the competitor genuinely does better. Hetzner is cheaper. SporeStack is more anonymous. Vast.ai wins on GPU price. Saying so is what makes the rest credible.
See all comparisonsIncluding the 2021 Amsterdam line-card failure that took 40% of the site down for three hours because the spare was in the wrong building. Uptime numbers mean nothing without the incident log behind them.
Read the incident logWorst outage on record
“40% of AMS-3 unreachable for 3 hours 12 minutes. A line card failed and the spare was held at a different facility.”
Spares for every chassis are now held on site at every location. This is the worst outage in our history and the reason for that policy.
41,800
servers deployed
since 2020
99.987%
uptime, 12 months
99.9% SLA
55s
median deploy
after confirmation
11 Tbps
scrubbing capacity
never null-routed
Every plan includes DDoS scrubbing, a routed IPv6 /64, full root and a 99.9% uptime SLA with automatic credits.
The guides and topic pages are the part of this site we are most confident about. They answer the question rather than routing you to a product.
A decision framework built from threat model rather than marketing. Which legal instruments matter, which are noise, and which country actually fits.
Updated July 31, 2026
The ordered checklist that removes almost all real-world risk from a fresh server: keys, firewall, kernel, updates, and what to skip.
Updated July 17, 2026
LUKS2 on a machine you cannot physically touch: how to unlock at boot without storing the key on the server, and what encryption does and does not protect.
Updated July 9, 2026
An offshore hosting provider operating since March 2020 in eight jurisdictions. We sell Linux VPS, dedicated servers, GPU compute, Windows RDP and storage servers, with no identity requirement and crypto-only settlement.
No. There is no email field at signup, at checkout or in the account record. You receive a 20-character access token at checkout, shown once, and that token is the account.
The account becomes permanently unreachable. We store only an Argon2id hash and cannot recover it. Servers run until the paid term expires and then terminate. Write the token down — the checkout flow warns you three times.
Twelve: Bitcoin, Monero, Ethereum, Tether, USD Coin, Litecoin, TRON, Solana, BNB, Dogecoin, Toncoin and Dai. Lightning is supported for invoices under $500.
No. A card rail would bring chargeback liability, which would force identity collection, which would defeat the product. Crypto-only is structural rather than stylistic.
Seven days on first orders, credited to your account balance rather than refunded on-chain, since we cannot send funds to an address we have no way to verify belongs to you. Balance can be spent on anything we sell.
55-second deploy
No account to create, no email to confirm, no card to enter.